what is the point of a thigh gap
i’ve learned so much
- mom 4 hours ago: we're only staying for 30 minutes
SEND EVERYONE YOU KNOW A MORNING TEXT. WEAR A BOWTIE TODAY. HIGH FIVE STRANGERS. GIVE AWAY LOLLIPOPS. COMPLIMENT PEOPLE. STEAL A CHILD.
i’ve already done one of those and now he won’t stop crying and it’s annoying
must have been an aggressive high five
every american i’ve talked to on skype asked about bagged milk so far
what the hell is bagged milk?
what
gUYS
IT’S JUST MILK
IN A BAG
WHY IS THIS SUCH A STRANGE CONCEPT
BECAUSE IF YOU OPEN IT, DOESN’T IT GO EVERYWHERE?
HOW DO YOU EVEN
#but.. can’t you open it like you open bagged water?
WHAT THE FUCK IS BAGGED WATER
WHY ARE YOU BAGGING DRINKS?
when bananas rot they secrete stuff that makes other fruit including bananas near them rot faster
that’s so fucked up that is murder suicide
bananas commit murder suicidethat’s pretty fucking metalI’d say it’s pretty fuckingbananas
“maybe if you went to bed earlier you wouldn’t be so tired”
i get anxiety thinking about meeting a celebrity and getting a picture with them and then looking ugly in the picture
Do you ever think of the very real possibility that not all your friends will die of old age
